Last night’s flood not only brought traffic jams and soaked shoes, but it also introduced the city to an unexpected hero: a lone, brave pair of underwear floating down the street like the Titanic of fashion.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing the garment calmly drifting past cars and motorbikes, maintaining its dignity despite the murky waters. One bystander commented, “It was like watching a soap opera. The underwear was just… letting go.”
Authorities have since launched a city-wide search to reunite this brave little piece of fabric with its rightful owner. Police have put out the following announcement:
📢 “If you are missing a pair of white underwear last seen cruising down [insert street name], please come forward. Bring proof of ownership. No awkward questions will be asked… probably.”
Meanwhile, the underwear has quickly gained local celebrity status, with some calling it “Captain Briefs Sparrow” while others dubbed it “The Unsinkable Panty.”
Until the owner steps forward, the underwear remains under the unofficial custody of the flood, still floating proudly and reminding us all that in times of crisis… some things just can’t be held back.
👙 To the owner: please reclaim your underwear before it applies for permanent residency in the drainage system.
